Friday, January 5, 2007

WEEKLY WORD: SAFETY FLUSH

1. SAFETY FLUSH - The act of a pre-emptive flush of the toilet BEFORE sitting down. Normally to ensure that the toilet will flush when needed and not back up. Usually performed when expecting to do the "number two". A safety flush is crucial if you are visitng someone for the first time at their home.

Ex. Last night I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time and his mom cooked chilli for dinner. It was pretty tasty, but my stomach was trippin'. When I went to the bathroom, I noticed that their toilet was a little raggedy, so I knew I had to do a SAFETY FLUSH before I went to work.

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