HIS TWO CENTS: Periods...Stop Using Them As Excuses

Ladies,

There are so many times when we just wonder what's going on in the heads of the opposite sex. We find ourselves over analyzing in many situations, which inevitably leads us to make assumptions on the male perspective. Assume no more! This year we are going to give you "His Two Cents", which will feature a blurb, interview, article, etc. from an anonymous male. Let me just warn you now...the topics are very controversial and are bound to cause some serious debates. And we encourage you to respond...you know a Black woman always get's the last word. With that said let the games begin...

PERIODS...STOP USING THEM AS EXCUSES...Written By Anthony
My friends and I were doing our usual roasting of each other last week, when we randomly start discussing how girls try to milk the shit out of their periods and use them as an excuse for everything. It makes no damn sense; every time something goes wrong a lot of females will blame it on their "Michael Redd" (inside joke). While a lot of females say we don’t try to understand them during this 5-7 day process, just hear us out for a min...

Points to ponder

1) C'mon it’s just a period, it can’t be that bad...S.A. Davis just had a period last week, and it didn’t even slow him down. You all act like nuclear warfare just bust out all in your insides. Relax Grasshopper!

2) Ladies, we went through biology too, that shit aint lasting as long as you try to make it out to be. Be a woman and just tell the guy you don’t want to sleep with him...

3) Do not use the period as an excuse that you can’t do nothing sexual. Are you bleeding out your mouth? No, that’s what I thought, SET OUT THAT AWESOME JAWSOME!

4) Your period should not mess up my good day! If I got a promotion to work, found $20 in my pocket, or someone saved my life, don’t bring my high down with your bitching and moaning. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

5) This is why the WNBA playoffs last no longer than three games a series! Could you imagine game 7 and Lisa Leslie couldn’t play due to that time of the month...plain foolishness...

6) This also the reason why we probably couldn’t have a woman president. She would be signing peace treaties with everybody off emotion, or start war, cause another president called her fat!

Some of these things were serious, some were jokes. I would like to hear everyone’s comments on this, guys don’t be scared, this is an issue that we all talk about! Ladies especially, I’ll probably get cussed out in 3 languages but so what! Holla at me!

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