ThreeScoops Online would like to wish everyone a happy and safe New Year's Eve!
Here's a to do list for tonight:
1. Get a designated driver. Everyone has a friend who doesn't drink at all, or is tipsy after a wine cooler. You need to invite them out tonight regardless of any possible setbacks. Yeah, One Kooler Keisha might come out tonight wearing a one-piece silk catsuit, but at least you know you and the girls will get home SAFELY.
2. Bring in the new year cute and classy. Please, Please, Please, don't let us have to put any of ya'll on the WOOF section. We have eyes everywhere, So go ahead and return that extra medium tube top. And make sure if you are wearing skin tight clothing, to give yourself a little extra room for tonight. You know you will be nibbling on some winglets and drinking lots of liquor...No one wants to see your after meal stomach pooch peering from under a glittery cami.
3. No drunk phone calls. Ladies, we are too good too fall back on PLAN D, which is the semi fugly backup for the other two backups. If you know you have the tendency to call up a brotha, try to make plans for the "booty call" ahead of time. Call up your "PLAN A" early in the afternoon, flirt a little, and make your reservation. Nothing is worse than realizing the next day that you called all of your ex-boyfriends the previous night.
Well, that's all. Anything should really be common sense. Have a great time tonight!
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